Q. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are?
A. Stocks are so cheap right now that Wall Street is now being called Wal-Mart Street.
Q. What is the difference between a pigeon and an investment banker?
A. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
Q. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker?
A. The tie.
What puzzles me most about the credit crunch is when one of my checks is returned stamped "insufficient funds," I don't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's :)